Insults Make Great Gifts

Hey, look, Don Rickles is playing the Orleans on my birthday! (Hint, hint.) And thanks to the American Casino Guide, I can get two-for-one tickets to the Orleans showroom. I'm a cheap date! I'm just sayin'. (When I was a kid, my mom got me tickets to Bob Hope for my birthday. Years later, I celebrated my birthday with a concert at the MGM Grand Arena which featured special guest "conductor" Jerry Lewis. And of course, last year I used my free tickets to the Riviera Comedy Club to see Jimmie "J.J." Walker. Yes, in my lifetime I've seen the three titans of American comedy: Bob Hope, Jerry Lewis, and Jimmie "J.J." Walker. Let's make it four!)